DISCLAIMER: Everything I talk about here is my experience. It may not apply to everyone who suffers from scoliosis. I am only describing my own experience. In the past I've talked about my scoliosis. For those who don't know what I'm talking about, here's a picture of my x-rays. Yes, that is my spine. That is what it looks like when I'm standing perfectly straight. If this picture makes you feel uncomfortable, imagine having to live with it. It was discovered late in my life, at 25. At that age, it is too late for correction. If discovered during childhood, it can be corrected via bracing. At my age, nothing other than surgery can fix it. The surgery is called spinal fusion . Here's a brief description: "Spinal fusion is a surgical procedure used to correct problems with the small bones of the spine (vertebrae). It is essentially a "welding" process. The basic idea is to fuse together the painful vertebrae so that they heal into a sing
Oh man we're actually going there I'm tired, let me take a nap Oh god we're actually here Oh god there are old-timey planes with propellers on the nose Okay, other people survived their dive, that's good Why am I paying hundreds of dollars to jump out of a plane this is the dumbest thing I've ever done This waiver is listing all the ways in which I'm gonna die You know what, I'm okay with dying here - I had a good last meal, and this is a badass way to go, we had a good run I'm gonna be a statistic "SKYDIVING IS NOT SAFE YOU ARE GOING TO DIE YOUR INSTRUCTORS ARE GROSSLY NEGLIGENT sign here" Okay waiver has been signed, I need to take a shit Poop's not coming out Okay now watch this video that says the opposite of what the waiver was saying Now lie on the ground and demonstrate how weak your core muscles are Time to put on a harness Oh god I really need to take a shit Poop is coming out How many times do I need to wipe holy
Warning: This post has virtually nothing to do with video games. Some time around the age of 10, it was decided for me that I had to wear glasses. Between that time and today, I decided getting my eyes fixed via laser was a good idea. I finally went through with it and I figured it would make an interesting blog post. Glasses are a mild annoyance; they're fairly un-invasive, but they start getting in the way as soon as you start doing anything physical, anything involving water or anything that can end with you getting punched in the face. The idea of contacts never appealed to me; something about sticking a piece of plastic onto your eyeball freaked me out. Getting bits of your eye burned off by a laser seemed like a much more palatable solution. I liked that it was a permanent solution; glasses break, contacts get lost, but it's very hard to undo laser surgery. I also liked that it removed a material dependancy; suddenly I didn't rely on a tiny piece of plastic t
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